As every pervy girl knows, no night is complete without a little guy ogling and some heavy petting, (if you’re lucky). That’s why last Thursday myself and the resident perves headed out into the vibrant sexual abyss that is Camden to track down some guitar slinging, screamo singing, band boy hotties. I pretty much climaxed on entry when HildaMay took to the stage, front man and crazy hot model Josh Beech stole the show and made us want to come back again and again and again! Never since the days of Spungen have a couple of groupies wanted to suck and fuck so badly that paying a tenner a head entry seemed like a pittance after such a mind blowing show. 

Pallenberg eat your heart out.

fucks and kisses
Amy Cocks


Excite Me

    photograph by Guido Argentini

Show me 
With your fingers
Help me 
Suck me 
Lick my spine 
The wet 
Red Lipstick 
A tissue 
Nipples erect 
Tell me

(excerpt from Cloak & Dagger Butterfly by Amanda Eliasch)



Hooray! Finally found a good pervy Playboy dealer, who can help to fuel our obsession without breaking the bank. This particular issue is from March 1969, and has given us hours of entertainment. All images are tasteful and instead of the barbie doll replicas we see in magazines today, the women have ass n titties and are totally hot. The magazine indulges in what every guy typically digs; women, cars, smoking,  fashion 'slacks' (ew) and even an advertisement on weed (oh man only in the 60's!) Anyway, with it's quirky illustrations, photographs, retro typefaces and the occasional butt or boob, it's definitely worth a read.


Buskin' Beauty.

So I'm running to catch the last tube, well actually it was more of a light jog but I was doing it so I wouldnt have to endure the tourture of yet another night bus home. So yeah as I'm beginning to pick up a bit more speed, I see this wonderful guy buskin', right there I felt the need to stop this stupid 'jog' and take a photo of this crazily happy stud. He sang and danced all the time with the biggest smile stretched across his face, I don't know what he was on, but I sure wanted some. The Pervy Girls have a heart too, and it's crazy people like this that make us happy, hence why this guy definitely deserved a pervy mention. Even if it did mean that I was a second closer to missing my ride.


Little Fanny Annie.

Playboys' first regular comic strip.
Click on the images to enlarge so you can have a proper read of one of the many horny adventures of little Miss Fanny Annie.


Turning Japanese

Ok so this is NOT a music blog. Us Pervy Girls don't profess to know anything about music apart from music we occasionally like to get freaky to (no, my heart will not go on, we're kinda into nervous breakdowns), so anyway the only time you will hear us talking about music is when it's linked to sex. With Bo Ningen this is how it goes, they make music and we want to have sex with them. Seriously these guys are so hot, in a cloned Grudge orgy, just don't give a fuck kinda way. We're not going to try and bang on about the type of music they make, blah, they put on a fucking amazing show and thats all we care about, along with perving on their hotness. So anyway here are some rubbish pictures from their gig at the Victoria, last Friday. We were too busy shaking ass and being hit in the head with guitars to get any good snaps.


Up all night, We got demons to fight.

Oh we will remember, we will remember the 5th of November. Just.


Perverts Chronicles

The anarchic and aggressive punk culture started in the mid 70’s, the people following this new movement claimed that they were an ‘anti-fashion urban youth street culture.’ Punk fashion was a revolt of the unemployed and students as the style could be obtained with very little cash. Garments were re fashioned to hide their original forms by being ripped, frayed, torn, defaced and dyed. Embellishments were added wherever possible and accessories hugely differed from what was normally fashioned; safety pins were not only used to hold together tears in clothing but were also used as jewellery for piercings, spikes were often seen on belts and jackets and bike chains replaced ordinary necklaces and bracelets. Leather, vinyl and rubber clothing were also very popular within punk fashion. Footwear such as converse, Dr.Martens and brothel creepers were the main choice of footwear for both sexes as well as hair that stood in Mohawks and spikes always vibrantly coloured.  


They don't make 'em like they used to.

Okay, so I know I've blabbed on about it before, but after much pervin related research I have come to the conclusion that they definitely don't make 'em like they used to. It's not even mainly the content that I'm gaga about but the trashiness. The smell. The textures. The misprints. The type. Even the way that they're printed and thrown together. That's why I'm totally in to it. Its not about glossy this fall.


Give a Pervy Girl a home.

Don't make me bust my butt out in the cold. 


Honorary Pervy Girl

Scat Sex - only pervy girls need apply..

A slang term for "coprophilia, fecophilia, fecalphilia or coprolagnia". It is a paraphilia involving sexual pleasure through human feces, or rather to its excretion. In the case of consuming feces, generally scat play is safe when played alone and safe with a partner if one uses protection so as not to come in direct contact with a partner's excrement. 

sometimes dreams do come true...

by Amy Cocks (the clue's in the surname)


Okay, so I'm walking through a market when I get chatting to these two guys about my quest for some old playboy mags, we start talking about the differences between the issues now to back then, when the guy on the right pulls out a huge scrapbook (see photo) completely filled with old black and white pornographic images from the 40's! The content was absolutely blow your mind insane. One image in particular showed a woman breastfeeding her child on one boob and a pig on the other, the only way I can begin to start to justify its excellence to you is to make you imagine the amazing Nan Goldin and Larry Clark creating a lovechild and raising it on crack. Getting all three of them together. In a house. In the fourties.  Fill with a few guys. a few gals. And a camera. Woah I would give anything to be able to have that scrapbook even for a day to show my fellow pervy girl and to scan til my hearts content. But unfortunately the guy holds this book very close to his pervy heart and will not be parted from it. 


New Romantics.

New romanticism evolved in the UK music scene in the early 80s as a backlash to the punk movement. The scene was the epitome of glamour with the ostentatious clothes and partying attitude. This fashion was most definitely only for the outrageous! Clothing was dramatized to the full with a heavy through-line of fictional themes as well as an air of Hollywood glamour.  With the use of luscious fabrics, frills, colours and embellishments the style resembles that of different fashions in previous eras throughout history. The look was also inspired by the act of dressing up hence making the style more theatrical. 

The shoot above shot by Nick Haymes for Teen Vogue was inspired by the New Romantic theme however modernized to adapt to the changes in fashion and general interests in youth culture today.