Homeward bound

Okay so we thought London was a Pervy Girl down for a brief amount of time which is still the case, however we're now using the term 'brief' for sanity reasons rather than an actual amount of time. So I bit the bullet (If thats what you do?) and actually faced up to the fact that I would rather endure the title of a quitter/ failure (or whatever phrases parents are using these days) than go back to that shithole that liked to call itself a university. So I'm totally excited about starting again in September. Until then I shall be resisting the urge to spend countless mornings with the likes of  Kelly, Kyle and Schofield and cram my day with exciting yet productive pervin'. 

Speaking of which, next week my fellow
perv and I will be getting hella busy. Still want a Pervy Bag? Message us.

peace&love

Love Russia


This is Lucy Pearson, make-up extraordinaire and friend to the Pervy Girls. Not content with creating masterpieces, having a heroic father (think NYC circa the Factory days and still partyin' hard), she's also totally hot (see above). So we've got together some of her amazin' work and asked her a few questions for your viewing pleasure. She also has a blog which is pretty damn cute. Check it out http://lucylovesrussia.blogspot.com. Enjoy motherfuckers.


So what do you do?

I'm a make-up artist, so I put make-up on the faces of those who need to look different for some reason. Superficially I love it simply because I love looking at beautiful things, especially when I've made them. I think its the most fulfilling process. I'm also a waitress, I'm unbelievably good at it too, its probably my true calling in life but I'm doing my best to completely ignore it.


If you weren’t a make-up artist what would you be?

If I had the smarts, I'd be a paleontologist for sure! But seeing as it took me five minutes to work out how to spell paleontologist, I'd have to say stylist, artist or one of the hippies I came across as a child in India. They truly did absolutely shit all, but they were happy.


Is beauty in the eye of the beholder?

Yes completely, but I have a horrible little voice inside me telling me that my eyes see the clearest. That not really right is it? What can you do.


Who do you think gets 'it' wrong?

Amanda Holden. There's just nothing right there.


Who/what inspires you? 

My Father and Gaga, big glossy pictures and very old paintings.


Does sex sell?

Like nothing else ever has or ever will.


Dream fuck-buddy?

Gaga.


 Favorite song to make-out to?

Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights is my favorite song to do absolutely anything to.


Hottest blog?

Do I really have to answer that??! Pervy.


Obvs. So Celebrity Spanking: Hot or not?

No I'm not sure if it is...... hope that doesn't disappoint.


Would you ever make a sex tape?

I adore all things sleazy, but personally, I'm a complete and utter prude so I'd have to say no.


Anything else?

Don't be afraid to try lipstick, what's the worst thing that can happen? Avoid neon paint, nothing good ever comes of it, but do experiment with lashes if you get the chance. And on a different note, if you really like something or someone don't just sit on your ass and think about it! Go make a poster for the cause and put it up somewhere. Go fly-post about something you love......



peace&love

The boyz are back in town








Girl crushes are overrated. Well we don't really mean this, afterall we wouldn't be true Pervy Girls if we didn't fancy our fair share of girls. What we do mean is it's kinda '09 to go on and on about them, as if it is something cool/rebellious/taboo. Everyone is so over it. Who cares. So we have decided to bring good old heterosexual lovin' back into the equation, with this bunch of  girl-boners-waiting-to-happen. Feast your eyes on these and just wait for the eyegasms to follow. 

peace&love

Fetish





Okay Mr Louboutin clearly wasn't happy with the already fetishistic vibes his work was oozing, so in Fall (ok Autumn, but Fall sounds so much better) '07, he bestowed upon us this collaboration with filmaker David Lynch, entitled Fetish. Were us four (Pervy Girls, Louboutin, Lynch) separated at birth or what? I mean this is the stuff of every Pervy Girls wet dream and almost better than sex (we said ALMOST). The collection pushed the boundaries of extreme fetish, yet still managed to make itself appeal to EVERYBODY. C'mon boys, who wouldn't want their girlfriend (bitch/fuck-buddy) to get dirty with them wearing these? And girls don't pretend you wouldn't completely turn yourself on  jerking off wearing them. Okay so this is old, leave us alone, your memories needed jogging. Don't pretend you don't love it.

peace&love

Gettin' wet





Oh don't shots like this make you ache even more for the sun. Fuck the snow and the abundance of annoyance caused by it. Thermals aint hot. Nor is having to walk because because your car has decided to transform into a freaking snowball for the day. I vote for an even hotter summer than normal as payment for these god awful months. Skinny dippin' anyone? Hell, why even wait for summer? 
Hot shots stolen from Titty City. 

peace&love

PERVY BAG..

Anyone.?
Get your tits - I mean claws on one of these. 
Apologies for the totally shit photo.

peace&love

Perverts Chronicles Revisited.




Snowed in, re-vampin' old creations instead of creating new.
 The juices will start to flow again soon.

peace&love